I Hate.. Unconditionally.
September 08
Over a month in.. And I've only managed to attend a couple of classes in college. Sounds crazy but it doesn't even seem tht long. So today I was supposed to go for the Satyam placement thing.. I didn't.. Went to college instead.. Not really. Sat at the shop.. And Smokering was there and we sat in silence for the most part and talked a bit and I realized that there were so many things and kinds of people tht I hate.. truly and unconditionally..
Like.. I hate the shop wala for not keeping cigarettes cuz yesterday he had a bunch of girls comin in askin for cigarettes. For acting likea pussyass chauvanistic bastard and for the near pious horror thought in his head about girls smoking. I wish such ppl would keep their views to themselves..
And I hate all those Levi's-Nike-wearing, Marlboro smoking 20yr old self proclaimed communist intellectuals who try to prove just how communist and intellectual they are by wearing Fab-India kurtas. I'v seen them mostly hanging out at St 'Stevens" Stephens canteen.. sorry.. 'CAFE'.. or Baristas all around Delhi discussing social and political ideologies as if the world would be a much better place to live in if only they had the law-making powers in the their hands. But you gotta hand it to them. Some of those bitches are hot as hell.
And I hate all those females who make scrawny faces and say "eeewwww!!" when they you tell them tht you smoke, but who, for the most part, will be acting all "cute" in front of you. And when they meet someone after a long time, they'd suck in their breaths and pop their eyeballs out and act as you just choked them to death by appearing from nowhere.. and then they follow up these actions by a sing-along (normal pitch) "HA-a-a (rising pitch and volume now, eyes popping out more than you evr thought they could) AAAAAAAAAAAAA-(falling pitch, but not volume, eyes slowly sinking back in, shock turning into a smile, ear to ear) -EEEYYYYYYYY". At this point, they'll suddenly tilt their head and get back to acting all cute, all the while thinking what they just did was cute too. I'll add another category of bitches here.. those who act real hip by wasting cigarettes and blowin out all the smoke.
I hate all those wannabe stud guys with white/grey Santros with tinted to death windows and a "Dude with Attitude" sticker and a loud and bad as shit music system, who "listen to rock" and play In The End and swear by Green Day, most of which is only done in the company of others. Its like they'd be elevated to a newer, higher level of social acceptance among their peers. Who know shit about electronica/techno but claim to know which are the best 'discs' in the city or be acquainted with DJ x and/or y.
All these varieties/breeds are banned from my future lists of friends. Theres probably more.. But I donwana think anymore.
Over a month in.. And I've only managed to attend a couple of classes in college. Sounds crazy but it doesn't even seem tht long. So today I was supposed to go for the Satyam placement thing.. I didn't.. Went to college instead.. Not really. Sat at the shop.. And Smokering was there and we sat in silence for the most part and talked a bit and I realized that there were so many things and kinds of people tht I hate.. truly and unconditionally..
Like.. I hate the shop wala for not keeping cigarettes cuz yesterday he had a bunch of girls comin in askin for cigarettes. For acting likea pussyass chauvanistic bastard and for the near pious horror thought in his head about girls smoking. I wish such ppl would keep their views to themselves..
And I hate all those Levi's-Nike-wearing, Marlboro smoking 20yr old self proclaimed communist intellectuals who try to prove just how communist and intellectual they are by wearing Fab-India kurtas. I'v seen them mostly hanging out at St 'Stevens" Stephens canteen.. sorry.. 'CAFE'.. or Baristas all around Delhi discussing social and political ideologies as if the world would be a much better place to live in if only they had the law-making powers in the their hands. But you gotta hand it to them. Some of those bitches are hot as hell.
And I hate all those females who make scrawny faces and say "eeewwww!!" when they you tell them tht you smoke, but who, for the most part, will be acting all "cute" in front of you. And when they meet someone after a long time, they'd suck in their breaths and pop their eyeballs out and act as you just choked them to death by appearing from nowhere.. and then they follow up these actions by a sing-along (normal pitch) "HA-a-a (rising pitch and volume now, eyes popping out more than you evr thought they could) AAAAAAAAAAAAA-(falling pitch, but not volume, eyes slowly sinking back in, shock turning into a smile, ear to ear) -EEEYYYYYYYY". At this point, they'll suddenly tilt their head and get back to acting all cute, all the while thinking what they just did was cute too. I'll add another category of bitches here.. those who act real hip by wasting cigarettes and blowin out all the smoke.
I hate all those wannabe stud guys with white/grey Santros with tinted to death windows and a "Dude with Attitude" sticker and a loud and bad as shit music system, who "listen to rock" and play In The End and swear by Green Day, most of which is only done in the company of others. Its like they'd be elevated to a newer, higher level of social acceptance among their peers. Who know shit about electronica/techno but claim to know which are the best 'discs' in the city or be acquainted with DJ x and/or y.
All these varieties/breeds are banned from my future lists of friends. Theres probably more.. But I donwana think anymore.
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