Happy Birthday My Ass. I Am So Screwed I Am Ready To Eat Daal. Really!

Fuck. I am so screwedd. so bloody screwed. 5 hrs before my distributed OS midsem and with over half my course left, I sit and chart out the possible end semester date sheet. Here is what its going to look like (All in May) :

Mon 15: ADA. (2-5pm)
16th off.
Wed 17: DOS. (2-5pm)
Thu 18: AE2. (10-1pm) (Re-Appear)
Fri 19: DSP. (2-5pm)
20th, 21st off.
Mon 22: DCN. (2-5pm)
Tue 23: CSC. (10-1pm) (Re-Appear)
Wed 24: VLSI(2-5pm)

Which essentially means this. On 17th I get back in the evening, sleep a while, study for analog as much as I can (which I know cannot be more than 5hrs), give the exam the next morning. Come back home, sleep a while and start off for DSP, do as much as I can (again, not more than 8hrs), and give the bloody exam. Fuck myself for 2 days. And then in the ass for the next 3 days because I have Communication sys and VLSI on consecutive days, and no time to study for either of them. So while I fuck myself over the weekend, I might as well try and do Comm. and VLSI for atleast a couple of days, cuz DCN can go and wash its ass in the Ganga for all I care. But the fact remains, I do care. Which means that I'll have to sumhow wash its ass myself.

I know I wont be able to get myself to study in the coming month. I got another 15 days or so in college after next week and I know I'm not gonna do a thing. I have to complete 5 friggin files, prepare for the practicals (not really.really.. not.), and study and complete the course for 7 subjects, in the next 35 days. So this time, I promise you God, and not just say it to myself. If I get through all of the 7 subjects, I will definitely eat DAAL. Once? Ok. Twice. Two bowls. Daal Makhani though. C'mon. Its a good enough bargain right?! I'm not wasting time. Being realistic, and assuming you shall be reasonable with someone in my position. I love you, God. Unconditionally.

PS:-

"I have the power."
- He-Man.